You may have heard a few mathematically-inspired, nerdy-as-hell pick-up lines such as “I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.” Until now, you may not have been familiar with their inbred cousins: programming pick-up lines. If you wish to remedy this situation, read on!
- Some say I’m static but you know I can fill your private void.
- Mind if I look up some terms in your API?
- I see you declared boolean IsSexy true. Wanna check the value of long PenisSize?
- I’ll call your subroutine if you cast my primitive type.
- I prefer interpreters. Don’t plan ahead, just go with the flow, and embrace any surprises along the way.
- I’d sure like to catch your exception and overflow my stack.
- May I pipe my stdout to your stdin?
- I can’t wait to inject my SQL into your application layer.
- Mind if I extend your class and access your protected fields?
- Come over here and break my switch statement if you want to see my big-O notation.
- If you don’t fuck guys like me, at least give me a chance to throw your exception.
- I’d love to query your tables and natural-join our columns.
- You and me are like boolean logic. (Making hand gestures) I’m a 1 and you’re a 0.
- Baby, with me, it’s while == true. It just goes on forever.
- I’m like a global variable: I’m into everything.
