This is why I hate the internet

Googling my screen name produced this gem from back in 2005. I have no idea about the context of this info, only that some group of teen aged girls thought it was funny as hell. I’ve separated out the actual conversation from her conversation about the conversation for your convenience.

lime margar iiTa: HAHAHA
lime margar iiTa: who is this?
MesmericKiwi: my name is *****
MesmericKiwi: and who do I have the pleasure of conversing with?

lime margar iiTa: who talks like that?!
XxGrEenLoVexX: i dont know but whoever it is i hate already
lime margar iiTa: haha
XxGrEenLoVexX: unless this person likes u and they kno u then they r sooo effin weird times 64736287364283927482
lime margar iiTa: haha
lime margar iiTa: i have no idea who they are
XxGrEenLoVexX: i kno

MesmericKiwi: a simple name would do
MesmericKiwi: well, Jess, is there a reason you contacted me?

lime margar iiTa: OMG HE KNOWS WHO I AM
XxGrEenLoVexX: OMG
XxGrEenLoVexX: YUCK
lime margar iiTa: OMGGGGGG IM SCARED
XxGrEenLoVexX: ME 2
XxGrEenLoVexX: it mite be elliott playin arounf?
XxGrEenLoVexX: around*
lime margar iiTa: haha
lime margar iiTa: im talking to him ono tyhe phone
XxGrEenLoVexX: ohh

XxGrEenLoVexX: XxGrEenLoVexX: hi who is this?
MesmericKiwi: this is *****
MesmericKiwi: who the devil is this?
XxGrEenLoVexX: this is ellie
XxGrEenLoVexX: how do u kno jess?
MesmericKiwi: she’s a friend of my sister
MesmericKiwi: why are y’all contacting me?

XxGrEenLoVexX: i knooo
XxGrEenLoVexX: i blocked him
lime margar iiTa: ELLIEE

MesmericKiwi: well, let’s not totally waste this IM
MesmericKiwi: how are you doing?
MesmericKiwi: been up to anything interesting?

lime margar iiTa: hahahaha
XxGrEenLoVexX: OMG
XxGrEenLoVexX: who in the world taalks like that?
lime margar iiTa: I KNOW
XxGrEenLoVexX: lets not waste this im
XxGrEenLoVexX: lalal
XxGrEenLoVexX: be like i dont even effin kno u go to heel
XxGrEenLoVexX: hell*
lime margar iiTa: i think he’s like communist or something
lime margar iiTa: maybe she’s from china!

MesmericKiwi: fine then, be a total waste of my precious time

XxGrEenLoVexX: omg
lime margar iiTa: HAHA
no offence to whoever’s brother that is..he’s just weird xx8932389058920758320!

lime margar iiTa: lime margar iiTa: hello
MesmericKiwi: are we talking now?
lime margar iiTa: yes we are.
MesmericKiwi: allrighty then
MesmericKiwi: what’s new with you, Jess?
lime margar iiTa: nothing much
lime margar iiTa: you?
MesmericKiwi: about the same
MesmericKiwi: I was working on a calculator based rpg earlier
MesmericKiwi: played a new video game of mine, and was studying for my permit
MesmericKiwi: not a hugely exciting day, but an occupied one none the less
lime margar iiTa: thats nice.
MesmericKiwi: well, what did your exciting and dynamic day entail so far, then?
lime margar iiTa: what?
lime margar iiTa: i dont speak chinese?
MesmericKiwi: what does that have to do with anything?
lime margar iiTa: STOP MOTHER FUCKING SPEAKING CHINESE
MesmericKiwi: my word, what language
MesmericKiwi: and I thought this was going to be a civil conversation
MesmericKiwi: clearly, I was mistaken
MesmericKiwi: first time for everything, eh?
lime margar iiTa: EH!!
MesmericKiwi: yes, eh
MesmericKiwi: quite a common term
MesmericKiwi: frequently used by certain Canadians, particually in Newfoundland
MesmericKiwi: generally used to convert a declarative statement into an interogative one for the purposes of furthering conversation
lime margar iiTa: STOP WITH THE FUCKING CHINESE ALREADY?!@
MesmericKiwi: am I speaking Chinease?
MesmericKiwi: I was under the impression I was conversing in English
lime margar iiTa: UM NOT REALLY
MesmericKiwi: an american dialect of sorts, while utilizing a large vocabulary
MesmericKiwi: complex, yes, but English none the less
MesmericKiwi: oh I wish I could speak Chinease
MesmericKiwi: increase the number of people I can chat with by 1 billion, always a good thing
lime margar iiTa: SPANATIA

HAHA fun stuff ellie wellie. I LOVE YOU.
thats all. love ya’ll! <3333
<3 EGK

JESS xoxoxo.

Normally I’d change names to protect the innocent, but these bitches are just as annoying as hell.

Remember kids, everyone can see the internet. As far as Jess knows I’m fapping to her under age picture on the xanga account this was posted to.

And she would be right.