Poop
- His Dark Materials
- The Punisher
- Black Beauty
- Leviathan
- The Departed
- Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
- Titanic
- Children of the Corn
- The Toxic Avenger
- Twilight series*
- Five Easy Pieces
- The Thing From Another World
- Sliders
- Blood Diamond
- Grease
- Thunderball
- A Raisin in the Sun
- National Treasure
- The Jerk
- U-571
- Gigli*
- Big
- The Grapes of Wrath
- Balls of Fury
- 21 Grams
- Seven Pounds
- Remains of the Day
Farting
- Gone With The Wind
- The Fog
- All Quiet on the Western Front
Pooping
- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
- Deep Impact
- There Will Be Blood
- The Passion Of The Christ
- Battle of the Bulge
- Some Like It Hot
- One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
- The Purpose-Driven Life
- Exit Wounds
- The Perfect Storm
- Mein Kampf
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
- Run Lola Run
- Lord Of The Rings series
- The Fast and the Furious
- Blazing Saddles
- The Sting
- Armageddon
- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
- The Nightmare Before Christmas
- Gone in 60 Seconds
- Black Snake Moan
- Rear Window
- Von Ryan’s Express
- Waiting
- It Happened One Night
- Better Off Dead
- In The Street
- The Ox-Bow Incident
- The Italian Job
- Failure to Launch
*Denotes titles of works so grievously low-quality that they belong under the Poop heading by virtue of being shitty.
