Rejected Patriotic UK Marching Songs of 1914

It’s A Long Way To Empress Augusta Viktoria of Schleswig-Holstein’s Vagina

And The Band Played ‘Das Panzerlied’

My Belgian Shell-hole

Torpedo Shim

In Here (Would be accompanied by pointing to one’s trousers.)

War Is Swell

Author’s note: War is all hell

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