THE BOUNTY HUNTER GRIMLY Stared tadeusz down the barrel of his hackbow. It is the bounty hunter who is doing the staring, in case that wasn’t clear. Also, a hackbow is a crossbow that shoots hacksaw blades, if that wasn’t clear also.
“Ha ha ha,” the bounty man said, inching hisfingers closer to the trigger, “I will collect lots of rupees for this fine catch?!”
Tadeusz boredly examined his fingernails. “Ho hum,” said he. He was not concerned because he had A SECRET PLAN. Shhhh! Don’t tell the bounty hunter.
The bounty man fired his crossboy but the hacksaw blade rick-o’-shayed off Tadeusz’s face! Under the face was a robot face, made of metal, because Tadeusz was a time traveling robot called an exterminator sent to do a quest of some kind back in the middle ages!
“HORROR!” gasped the bounty dude in horror, “I never imagined you were Tadeusz Helmesbergle McCracken, the legendary, please spare my life sir,”
“WRONG!” shouted Thadeusz, drawing a gigantic claymore from somewhere under his cloak you wouldn’t expect to have that much room under there for such a giant claymore but he is just that sneaky you see. He hurled the claymore like it was a throwing knife into the bounty man’s face and it went right through killing him and also causing several collateral damages including a priest and a child. Taduesz pulled his blade out of the orphan’s ribcage.
“Mmm,” he said, “smeels like accomplishment.”
And tucking his claymore away into somewhere under his cloak you wouldn’t expect to have that much room, he climed the ladder to his dirigible.
Next time, on Tadeuzs MCcRacket:
“You bore me with your oversumptuous grandiloquence, said Tadeuss.”
