Headline of the day

And the winner is… “Controlling the heart with lasers may actually be safe”*

Oh, well that’s a relief. All this time, we’ve been unloading our lasers on people’s hearts just in the off-chance that it’s a good idea, and finally, here we have the proof! Proof inside the proverbial pudding. A pudding made from lasers and advances in health science.

Pudding actually sounds pretty good right now. Mm, gelatinous substances. Well, that is why I went into the field of medicine / mad science in the first place… I just can’t get enough of gooey things.

Laser? I hardly even know ‘er!**

(*from here: http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2010/08/lasers-outpace-other-methods-of-controlling-heartbeats.ars)
(**WHAT HATH SCIENCE WROUGHT!??)

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