I like pig butts and I cannot lie.
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“I have to eat more shredded wheat or else I’ll get gout again.” – Thomas Jefferson “Yes I have a rash on my buttocks I’d like you to look at” – Winston Churchill during a doctors visit. “My bowels feel like they are full of vomiting snakes” – Maya Angelou after eating a Los Grande Platter at Taco Superiore Floats in moat a goat-stoat boat. Boat moat cold, so coats. Stoat in coat up to throat. Goats vote oats, stoats quote “bloat then goats”. Goats outvote compote. Stoat denotes float gloat. Remote goat demote by misquote “I hate oats”. CHAPTER I Paul’s great uncle Samuel was eccentric, to say the least. But he had managed to do quite well for himself, even despite his jingoism or his habit of pointing at 18-year old men in public and loudly declaring, “I want you!” Paul had never been sure exactly where his money had been made, although there were unpleasant rumors that it had been eked out of foreign entanglements. But, it was certain there was a lot of it, and after his death on Tuesday, Samuel’s family had been electric with anticipation.
This is a shrine to John the Baptist in Damascus. What’s so special about it? It’s completely contained within the Umayyad Mosque. That’s right, a Christian holy site within an Islamic holy site. All we need is for someone to put the Ten Commandments in there and we’d have a religious turducken! |
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