You Might Be an Irregular Warrior

If you show up on horseback to a tank battle, you might be an irregular warrior.
If you are concerned with the length of people’s mustaches, you might be an irregular warrior.
If you have more hand grenades than bullets, you might be an irregular warrior.
If your idea of a conference call is communicating with London via shortwave radio, you might just be an irregular warrior.
If your uniform has more bullet holes than button holes, you might be an irregular warrior.
If your idea of factory work is throwing your wooden shoes into fragile machinery, you might be an irregular warrior.
If your idea of a romantic outing is hijacking a two-seat scout plane, you might be an irregular warrior.
If target practice to you means taking pot shots at battleships with a thirty year old iron sights rifle from the shoreline, you might just be an irregular warrior.
If your idea of rescuing a captured vessel is swimming up at night and setting it on fire, you just might be an irregular warrior.
And if your idea of sapping has nothing to do with making syrup, you might be an irregular warrior.