(SPOILERS!)
[CURTAIN RISES. CLOUD CITY SCAFFOLDING. EXTERIOR.]
Inigo (clutching sword): My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Lord Vader (clutching a lightsaber): No, Inigo. I AM your father.
Inigo: NOOOOOOOO~! Noooo-oh-oh-oh! It’s not true! It’s not – Okay, I guess I can kind of see what you mean.
Lord Vader: Join me and we’ll rule the galaxy as father and son.
Inigo: Okay!
[EXEUNT.]
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[BUT THEN THEY DIDN'T, AND JUST ATE A LOT OF WAFFLES.]
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[THE EMPEROR DIDN'T GET ANY.]
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[DOUBLEEXEUNT.]
