A New Direction, A New Clunkline

After the unpleasantness surrounding the transition of editorial responsibilities, the writers of Clunkline came together to generate a new direction of article ideas and feeleings.

Footay gave a rousing, impassioned speech on the opportunity we had to mold Clunkline to our own visions, out from under the yoke of the old regime and in the freedom of a new era.

Within ten minutes, we had this:

shoving stuff up your ass,
being groped (toned down from raped)
diarrhea, and a
dildo factory

This is going to be such an improvement.

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