IRON MAN is busy making a science in his cool house. (note to producers: this movie must make enough money for me to have a house like that ok?)
IRON MAN’S FRIEND comes in and says,
Hi iron man I used to be your friend but now i am your ENEMY
He steals Iron Man’s science and walks away!!!
Iron Man sits in his house and he is sad because his science won’t work because it is stolen. That lady he flirts with comes in and he flirts with her for a while. tony stark says something witty, and suddenly, everyone in the audience loves him as much as he does. it is a nice scene but it does not affect the plot.
A NEW CHARACTER comes in.!!
hi, says the new character, I will make sense to people who have read the comics, and will be played by a fantastic actor, but everybody will still be wondering what the hell i’m doing in this movie
then they leave
then the government hears about iron man’s stolen science and calls him into the government building
okay let’s say that putting a guy in a tinfoil suit was a more powerful weapon than a nuke. wouldn’t the government try to capitalize on it? how would it exist in the real world?
there follows a serious treatment on this incredibly stupid idea.
Dear Iron Man, we heard you invented science and then it was stolen. IS THIS TRUE?!!!?!
MAYBE?!!! id unno
Shut up you are on government proper tea, you are under trial, we will ask the questions around here!
[PUT A FUNNY THING HERE]
Oh that is too funny, we can’t percussicute you now.
MEANWHILE, INT. IRON’S MAN HOUSF: LATER
Iron Man digs up something his dad left. It makes him sad because his dad left.
But then he sees something! It’s a secret clue to making more science!!!
Of course, its so simple, how could i have forgotten to add MATH to the SCIENCE? yes of course my dad would hide a simple message in an architectural model instead of RECORDING IT ON THE FILM HE ALSO GAVE ME
iRON mAN REMEMBERS TO ADD THe math to the science and his science works now!
he kills the bad guy
a sexy girl walks in
hi, says the sexy new girl, i am sexy, but i too have no reason to be in this movie