We rejoin our hero as he is being led through the factory floor by the day manager Mr. Armstrong…
“And here we see the slurry containers, there’s usually enough slurry on hand for ten thousand units.”
“Wow that many? Who buys all these dildos?”
“Well sir there’s a demand for them I can tell you. We ship about a thousand units a day.”
“But I’m just a simple milkman! How am I going to manage this whole factory that was surprisingly given to me in a freak accident at the church raffle?”
“That was interesting how the toaster ticket got mixed up with a deed to this factory. Don’t worry sir, I will guide you through all the tough decisions. I can help with the suppliers and people management too.”
“Oh what turmoil this has caused in my life!”
“Lookout sir, that’s an unstable dildo container you are under!”
Rumbling grows and then the container bursts burying our hero in dildoes.
*womp-womp trumpet in the background*
“Talk about a hard day!”
Tune in next time!
