Crap, they’re right behind us! Fill up the boiler with more wood chips!
I’m trying but its kind of hard with you poking me in the back of the head with that stick.
What are you trying to say, my methods are detrimental to team morale and the performance of the boiler?
Yes and I don’t know but probably also yes. This boiler is keeping us all alive.
We all know that.
Well I think you don’t because it is seriously the only working engine in this part of the country right now. Everyone else is walking.
Well, I saw someone with a donkey a ways back.
Yeah but then you shot the donkey!
Well it was my last bullet anyway.
How does that make it better?
Listen you I’m the ranking crew member of this boilorry and what I say goes.
Well that’s fine you can just take it up with those fellas on bicycles chasing us. The boiler pressure is down to 2 bar.
Crank the manual pressure pump!
Listen, we’ve been over this before. Your so-called manual pressure pump is just a piece of timing chain connected to an air compressor that we turn with our hands and a pulley. But if we just attached that same assembly to the transmission we could gain mechanical advantage over pushing this damn thing and not lose our energy due to the second law of thermodynamics!
Nope, crank the pump.
We’ll we’re surrounded anyway.
Whatever I hate you.