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Shartie simulates a highly authentic skid mark on any undergarment, carpet, pet, or child you desire. It is compact enough to be taken anywhere, yet it is powerful enough to disgust anyone. This is due to its synthetic yet potently lifelike odor, which was engineered to be nearly indistinguishable from that of a real skid mark. Harness the power of believable, convenient, and permanent sharting! Order your Shartie today! (This is the fourth installation of Old Games That Amuse Burpen.) This was possibly the most amusing game ever made on the Sega Genesis platform. Waaaaaaaaaaaaay back when I was a youngster in high school with a brand new previously owned computer and 54k access to the internet whenever nobody else was on the phone line, I was just emerging as a photoshop master. I knew I could shoop anyone anywhere, so why not? I scoured the internet for quite a few minutes before arriving at what I decided was the perfect subject: Link from the Legend of Zelda. Plus there were new screenshots from his upcoming game – The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess – that looked much more realistic than those blocky figures from the N64 games. With my masterful skills, I carefully crafted a series of him in various locales. I present the finished product here, many years later, to show just how awesome I was, even when just started. And so, without further ado, Link’s Vacation! |
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