Clunkline

Shartie simulates a highly authentic skid mark on any undergarment, carpet, pet, or child you desire.

It is compact enough to be taken anywhere, yet it is powerful enough to disgust anyone. This is due to its synthetic yet potently lifelike odor, which was engineered to be nearly indistinguishable from that of a real skid mark.

Harness the power of believable, convenient, and permanent sharting! Order your Shartie today!