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Sep. 13, 2010, 18:52 by Burpen

IN THE THIRD MONTH, JESUS ROSE ONCE MORE, AGAIN… KIND OF.

Nack Jicholson

Jun. 21, 2010, 21:20 by Burpen, hangtthedj

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Battlefield 1492

Apr. 8, 2010, 0:31 by Burpen, MesmericKiwi

Why Tanzmetall Has Not Posted Lately

Apr. 7, 2010, 17:46 by Burpen, hangtthedj

“Hold on, I’ll open another tab…”

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Fesus Christ

Mar. 29, 2010, 14:57 by Burpen, Tanzmetall

As the result of an alleged miracle, the likeness of Jesus Christ has been found in a pile of dog feces in the heart of the Vatican.

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Introducing the Shartie Skid Mark Emulation System

Mar. 29, 2010, 1:17 by Burpen, hangtthedj

Shartie simulates a highly authentic skid mark on any undergarment, carpet, pet, or child you desire.

It is compact enough to be taken anywhere, yet it is powerful enough to disgust anyone. This is due to its synthetic yet potently lifelike odor, which was engineered to be nearly indistinguishable from that of a real skid mark.

Harness the power of believable, convenient, and permanent sharting! Order your Shartie today!

Twitter Launches Sister Site, “Shitter”

Mar. 26, 2010, 1:44 by Burpen, Tanzmetall, Grabass_Champion

Twitter’s new side project, Shitter.com, recently went live. The new site was aimed for the “likes to microblog about pooping” demographic of Twitter users.

In a press release last Thursday, Twitter said Shitter “would be lucky” if “even two or three” users sign up over the next year.

Shitter has already secured advertising bids from Fiber One, Ex-Lax, and Pepto-Bismol.

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Man Dies From Eating “Do Not Eat” Packet

Mar. 1, 2010, 21:42 by Burpen, Grabass_Champion, Tanzmetall

Blaine Warbler had never been stopped, nor hindered, in his quest to indiscriminately eat almost everything… Until last week.

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THT cooɔ

Feb. 15, 2010, 17:37 by Burpen

Reasonably Well-Furnished Clunkliner

Feb. 2, 2010, 10:29 by Burpen

~~LUXURIOUS~~ REASONABLY WELL-FURNISHED CLUNKLINER

SOMEWHAT GUARANTEED, MAYBE

Glitter Classified As Hazardous Material

Feb. 2, 2010, 7:34 by Burpen

An unfortunate accident last Thursday at an elementary school in Tulsa, Oklahoma has led to the addition of glitter to the list of dangerous goods.

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OGTAB, Part 4 - Michael Jackson's Moonwalker

Feb. 1, 2010, 9:34 by Burpen

(This is the fourth installation of Old Games That Amuse Burpen.)

This was possibly the most amusing game ever made on the Sega Genesis platform.

~*~*~ R.I.P. ~*~*~

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The Weirdest Spam Ever: The Search for Rhett Aderholt

Jan. 31, 2010, 5:17 by Burpen

A little while ago, a new account on Clunkline Forums posted this:

Hey…
by Speebyenano on 07 Dec 2009, 08:25

Hi!

Am fairly new to this community and just thought it would be a good idea to introduce myself and say “hello”.

For once a solid forum with colors that I can stare at – which really is a refreshing change!

I am here to learn & get involved. How could I best contribute?

Cheers!

PS: – I am attempting to locate a long lost friend by the name of Rhett Aderholt, Where could I search for him?

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Clunkline Forums are back up

Nack Jicholson

DONT TREAD ON ME

Battlefield 1492

Why Tanzmetall Has Not Posted Lately

Memoria erroris? Quid facit?!

Fesus Christ

Introducing the Shartie Skid Mark Emulation System

Twitter Launches Sister Site, “Shitter”

Man Dies From Eating “Do Not Eat” Packet

THT cooɔ

Reasonably Well-Furnished Clunkliner

Glitter Classified As Hazardous Material

OGTAB, Part 4 - Michael Jackson's Moonwalker

The Weirdest Spam Ever: The Search for Rhett Aderholt

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