Nack Jicholson


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DONT TREAD ON ME

Battlefield 1492

Why Tanzmetall Has Not Posted Lately

“Hold on, I’ll open another tab…”

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Memoria erroris? Quid facit?!

Fesus Christ

As the result of an alleged miracle, the likeness of Jesus Christ has been found in a pile of dog feces in the heart of the Vatican.

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Introducing the Shartie Skid Mark Emulation System

Shartie simulates a highly authentic skid mark on any undergarment, carpet, pet, or child you desire.

It is compact enough to be taken anywhere, yet it is powerful enough to disgust anyone. This is due to its synthetic yet potently lifelike odor, which was engineered to be nearly indistinguishable from that of a real skid mark.

Harness the power of believable, convenient, and permanent sharting! Order your Shartie today!

Twitter Launches Sister Site, “Shitter”

Twitter’s new side project, Shitter.com, recently went live. The new site was aimed for the “likes to microblog about pooping” demographic of Twitter users.

In a press release last Thursday, Twitter said Shitter “would be lucky” if “even two or three” users sign up over the next year.

Shitter has already secured advertising bids from Fiber One, Ex-Lax, and Pepto-Bismol.

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Man Dies From Eating “Do Not Eat” Packet

Blaine Warbler had never been stopped, nor hindered, in his quest to indiscriminately eat almost everything… Until last week.

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THT cooɔ

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Glitter Classified As Hazardous Material

An unfortunate accident last Thursday at an elementary school in Tulsa, Oklahoma has led to the addition of glitter to the list of dangerous goods.

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OGTAB, Part 4 - Michael Jackson's Moonwalker

(This is the fourth installation of Old Games That Amuse Burpen.)

This was possibly the most amusing game ever made on the Sega Genesis platform.

WHOO

~*~*~ R.I.P. ~*~*~

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The Weirdest Spam Ever: The Search for Rhett Aderholt

A little while ago, a new account on Clunkline Forums posted this:

Hey…
by Speebyenano on 07 Dec 2009, 08:25

Hi!

Am fairly new to this community and just thought it would be a good idea to introduce myself and say “hello”.

For once a solid forum with colors that I can stare at – which really is a refreshing change!

I am here to learn & get involved. How could I best contribute?

Cheers!

PS: – I am attempting to locate a long lost friend by the name of Rhett Aderholt, Where could I search for him?

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“Special” Kitty Cat Litter

This was made many moons ago (when we were both in high school).