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If you thought he was gone for good…you had it backwards.

Mar. 6, 2010, 0:54 by Elbowdrop

New D&D character class: Democrat

Dec. 24, 2009, 23:32 by Elbowdrop

I play Dungeons and Dragons.

There, I said it. It’s out there, go ahead and mock my basement-dwelling, Mountain Dew-chugging, cheese puff-eating tushie. I play D&D. And y’know what? I enjoy it. It’s freakin’ fun.

There’s something missing from the D&D experience though. At times, the adventure can seem a bit too disconnected from the reality we live in (fancy that). Noting this, I took it upon myself to add a new class to the ranks of Barbarian, Wizard, Ranger, and the like, a hero for a more refined age.

Ladies, Gentlemen, and otherwise… I present the Democrat character class for D&D 3.5!

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HAPPY SOUR CREAM

Aug. 3, 2009, 23:52 by farkle-farkle, Elbowdrop, Tanzmetall

SOUR CREAM LOVES YOU

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No! Think about what you're doing!

Jul. 28, 2009, 19:28 by Elbowdrop

Stop, cranefly!

You have hours and hours ahead of you! Don’t do it!

McCain Releases New Web Video

Oct. 7, 2008, 4:37 by Elbowdrop, Tanzmetall

Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) announced over the weekend that he would be committing to a new shift in strategy, but few before today could have been sure exactly what he meant. His new internet ad, titled Economic Stimulus Package, shows him bailing out Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK), seizing control of the markets and giving it to her, and releasing his rebate check all over her face.

It is as popular as it is controversial.

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Clunklanalysis: Obama's VP Picks, Part V

Aug. 7, 2008, 20:26 by Tanzmetall, Elbowdrop

Tim “No Discernable Hairline” Kaine	Jim “Didn’t Say Macaca” Webb

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Virginia Governor Tim “No Discernable Hairline” Kaine was an early Obama endorser, and came from the same town in Kansas as Obama’s mother. This has fueled speculation that he is Obama’s true father, which has in turn fueled further speculation that Kaine is a closeted black guy.	Virginia Senator Jim “Didn’t Say Macaca” Webb won his election narrowly by not saying “macaca”. He’s under serious VP scrutiny as a result of his national security creds, his appeal to white Appalachians, and coming from Virginia.