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Nack Jicholson

Jun. 21, 2010, 21:20 by Burpen, hangtthedj

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Why Tanzmetall Has Not Posted Lately

Apr. 7, 2010, 17:46 by Burpen, hangtthedj

“Hold on, I’ll open another tab…”

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Introducing the Shartie Skid Mark Emulation System

Mar. 29, 2010, 1:17 by Burpen, hangtthedj

Shartie simulates a highly authentic skid mark on any undergarment, carpet, pet, or child you desire.

It is compact enough to be taken anywhere, yet it is powerful enough to disgust anyone. This is due to its synthetic yet potently lifelike odor, which was engineered to be nearly indistinguishable from that of a real skid mark.

Harness the power of believable, convenient, and permanent sharting! Order your Shartie today!

Popular Ads on the Sex Offender Registry

Dec. 31, 2009, 0:19 by Tanzmetall, Grabass_Champion, Burpen, farkle-farkle, Hedge, hangtthedj, J-tin

This past weekend, I attempted to get back in touch with a high school classmate of mine. I noticed that next to his mugshot on the sex offender database, there were no ads. Nothing, anywhere on the page. I was more outraged by this omission than by the crime he “allegedly” committed.

No marketing opportunity should go to waste! So, I hired a polling firm and did the field work to determine what ads would see a lot of traffic there. Here are my recommendations about what to advertise to readers of sex offender databases.

White vans
The always-in-style shaggin’ wagon is inexplicably popular with this demographic. The white paint job symbolizes innocence; the tinted windows, its loss.

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Clunkline at Two: A Retrospective

Dec. 15, 2009, 23:20 by Grabass_Champion, Burpen, Tanzmetall, nom de pomme, Hedge, FooTay, farkle-farkle, hangtthedj, Senator Bongledongle

Since Clunkline has just entered its new glorious auspicious second phase of righteous harmony, known to non-party-members as Clunkline 2.0, we as the Clunkline staff feel it’s necessary at this juncture to issue a review of the past two years of Clunkline history.

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