I’ve got a number of pet peeves, and, to my annoyance, I am constantly finding more to foster with the passing of time. In my book, constantly is too often, and living on a college campus full of bozos and ruffians does not help. So that the world can share in my grief, I will share my pet peeves with you all, one for each week. Some of them, people will be able to sympathize with me on. Others…. well, only in my world I suppose.
Anyone out there got earplug headphones? If so, then you might know where I’m going with this. Or maybe I’ll surprise you yet.
About a week or two ago, Clunkline went on an adventure to Breezewood, the magical town of motels that is halfway to everywhere. If materialism took a shit and a highway rest stop rolled in it, you would call it Breezewood. All three of us were excited to have finally arrived at our historic destination, and doctor_subtle’s camera was there to document the entire weeklong vacation.
Here it is, my contribution to our world’s eminent destruction, a video in honor of musical belches and DJs who are just way too cool to be conceivable.
This is the fourth and final installment of Bonzo and Bonkers. I was forbidden by law to create anymore (something about people being contaminated by all the excess stupid). Don’t worry, though. I’ve got other gems waiting in storage for the future!
For the previous exploits of Bonzo and Bonkers, refer to this documentary.
It’s the world’s smartest idiot and his faithful moose companion yet again! Watch as this time they test a warp machine …
… or don’t watch. It’s up to you, really. In fact, your brain will probably thank you later.
…So, uh, go ahead and just move on to some other exhibit. Just pretend you never saw this post….
…Still here, eh? My incessant yammering hasn’t discouraged you from watching this most moronic debacle? Fine, you win, but when the idiocracy causes you to bleed out of unspoken orifices, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Enter the world of Bonzo, an almost-capable mad scientist who is actually quite personable, and Bonkers, his trusty and most unfortunate assistant … oh and he’s a moose.
For the second installment in this epic, see the wise man who lives in a dumpster in this alley.
