Clunkline » nervestaple http://clunkline.com Doom flies on detachable wings. Fri, 18 May 2012 15:15:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc HAPPY THANKSGIVING http://clunkline.com/2011/11/happy-thanksgiving/ http://clunkline.com/2011/11/happy-thanksgiving/#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 06:26:24 +0000 nervestaple http://clunkline.com/?p=5397 Happy Thanksgiving from the Clunkline Janitorial Staff

]]> Happy Thanksgiving from the Clunkline Janitorial Staff

]]> http://clunkline.com/2011/11/happy-thanksgiving/feed/ 0 A Dialogue on Healthcare Reform http://clunkline.com/2010/03/a-dialogue-on-healthcare-reform/ http://clunkline.com/2010/03/a-dialogue-on-healthcare-reform/#comments Mon, 29 Mar 2010 05:25:13 +0000 Tanzmetall http://clunkline.com/?p=4577 Tanzmetall, Sgt. Earth, nervestaple, and farkle-farkle watch the thrilling debate on C-Span, as the House debates the final vote on healthcare.

farkle-farkle: Why is C-Span showing DC as if it’s in Pacific time?

nervestaple: Because a major stipulation of the health bill was to put DC on rafts and float it off the coast of Los Angeles.

Tanzmetall: Yeah, they’re gonna sink the poor areas and use them as underwater buttresses, to keep California from sliding into the ocean.

Sgt. Earth: I hear that worked well for New Orleans.

RIMSHOT.

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Tanzmetall, Sgt. Earth, nervestaple, and farkle-farkle watch the thrilling debate on C-Span, as the House debates the final vote on healthcare.

farkle-farkle: Why is C-Span showing DC as if it’s in Pacific time?

nervestaple: Because a major stipulation of the health bill was to put DC on rafts and float it off the coast of Los Angeles.

Tanzmetall: Yeah, they’re gonna sink the poor areas and use them as underwater buttresses, to keep California from sliding into the ocean.

Sgt. Earth: I hear that worked well for New Orleans.

RIMSHOT.

]]> http://clunkline.com/2010/03/a-dialogue-on-healthcare-reform/feed/ 0 Wisdom http://clunkline.com/2009/12/wisdom/ http://clunkline.com/2009/12/wisdom/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:15:38 +0000 nervestaple http://clunkline.com/?p=2677 A few weeks ago, I helped a box turtle across the road. It was promptly eaten by a wolverine. As I returned to my car, I was flattened by the John Kerry campaign bus.

Can I be called a wise man?

]]> A few weeks ago, I helped a box turtle across the road. It was promptly eaten by a wolverine. As I returned to my car, I was flattened by the John Kerry campaign bus.

Can I be called a wise man?

]]> http://clunkline.com/2009/12/wisdom/feed/ 0 this is how i remember the lyrics being http://clunkline.com/2009/01/this-is-how-i-remember-the-lyrics-being/ http://clunkline.com/2009/01/this-is-how-i-remember-the-lyrics-being/#comments Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:58:06 +0000 Tanzmetall http://clunkline.com/?p=915 nervestaple is now online. Tanzmetall: JIM JIMMINY JIM JIMMINY JIM JIM JEROO Tanzmetall: how lucky as lucky as lucky as you nervestaple has gone offline.

]]> nervestaple is now online.
Tanzmetall: JIM JIMMINY JIM JIMMINY JIM JIM JEROO
Tanzmetall: how lucky as lucky as lucky as you
nervestaple has gone offline.

]]> http://clunkline.com/2009/01/this-is-how-i-remember-the-lyrics-being/feed/ 0 fishy fishfish http://clunkline.com/2008/12/fishy-fishfish/ http://clunkline.com/2008/12/fishy-fishfish/#comments Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:23:41 +0000 Tanzmetall http://clunkline.com/?p=899 GOD MRONING good mourning a great american died today really? who *norm coleman norm coleman norm coleman*… Señor Fishy FishFish McGee III not the inventor of the inverse-kaleidoscope which looks into your soul and sees sparkling fractals of hate and misery no sir just a simple fish living a simple fish life well that would be why I said “NOT the inventor of the inverse-kaleidoscope” how did he die cat related death I hate it when people die of being related to a cat it’s terrible that’s clever! I’m a clever kind of guy I’m a kind of clever guy Kind I’m a guy lever C Stop how is jersey Sir snowy haily still dirty and crowded with the pollution refineries dotting the landscape No oh dear did the pollution refineries burn down Yes where will jersey get its pollution reverse greenhouse effect you never hear about that one for some reason so on a scale of 1 to Bored how bored will you be today depends on a scale of 1 to bored, probably… undergarments I can see why it depends. Undergarments can be exciting or repulsive depending on who is wearing them and whether they are the appropriate gender elen

]]> GOD MRONING
good mourning
a great american died today
really? who
*norm coleman norm coleman norm coleman*…
Señor Fishy FishFish McGee III
not the inventor of the inverse-kaleidoscope
which looks into your soul and sees sparkling fractals of hate and misery
no sir
just a simple fish living a simple fish life
well that would be why I said “NOT the inventor of the inverse-kaleidoscope”
how did he die
cat related death
I hate it when people die of being related to a cat
it’s terrible
that’s clever!
I’m a clever kind of guy
I’m a kind of clever guy
Kind I’m a guy lever C
Stop
how is jersey
Sir
snowy
haily
still dirty and crowded with the pollution refineries dotting the landscape
No
oh dear did the pollution refineries burn down
Yes
where will jersey get its pollution
reverse greenhouse effect
you never hear about that one
for some reason
so on a scale of 1 to Bored
how bored will you be today
depends
on a scale of 1 to bored, probably… undergarments
I can see why it depends. Undergarments can be exciting or repulsive depending on who is wearing them and whether they are the appropriate gender
elen

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