Sandy, remind me...

Today, Sandy was told to remind me to “never forget”.



Hello, Nervestaple!

I added this to the calendar:

#1 Thu, 9/11 Nevar forget
– email reminder at 7:00am
– http://iwantsandy.com/1781985

Organization, ahoy,

Sandy



Happy patriotism day.

Where were You on that Day?

It begins in a garbage heap and ends in Guantanamo, and it’s not what you think.

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DE`TENTE

DE`TENTE

A play in two acts by Vincent Brown

ACT ONE

JIM and TOM are somewhere. TOM wants JIM to write about two things: either carrots, or BEES.

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Clunklanalysis: Obama’s VP Picks, Part II

Bill “Tuco” Richardson
Joe “Irrelevant” Biden
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New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson is half-Mexican, half-American, and all spice. His jolly jowls jiggle with laughter as he explains his national security credentials. He is the big, huggable teddy bear of the Democratic Party, and the only teddy bear to run for the White House since Teddy Roosevelt. Full of experience, happiness, past ambassadorial appointments, and Ricky Martin-esque Latin charm, Bill Richardson would help Obama make the term “White House” a misnomer. Delaware Sen. Joe Biden, commonly mistaken for Chris “Eyebrows” Dodd, is largely distinguished from Dodd by the fact that his eyebrows could not hold back the rising waters of the Mississippi. What this means is that Biden and Dodd are otherwise similar, in terms of being relatively unremarkable white guys. Biden supposedly has a lot of national security experience but who cares? Can he cook me up some habanero sauce?

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I Can Stop Posting Chatlogs Whenever I Want

Tanzmetall: how blows the easterly wind
nervestaple: well.
Tanzmetall: good to hear
nervestaple: how rides the western storm
Tanzmetall: riderly west.

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Hello, Nerve M. Staple?

hello, nerve m. staple?
HELLO
we’re from the depot
we’d like to ask you a few questions about your involvement with the michael bay campaign
I’m Cpl. Fletcher and this is Sergeant Franey
How do you do.

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HELLO IS THIS NERVESTAPLE.!!

HELLO IS THIS NERVE/STAPLE
HELLO, NERVE
HI YO’RE SO AWESOME NERVE
HELLO I AM HERE ON BEHALF OF JOHN MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENT
HOLA YO SOY HERE ON BEHALF DE JOHN MCCAIN FOR PRESIDENTIDAD
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED WHO YOU WILL BE VOTING FOR THIS ELECTION SEESON????!
HELLO, NERVE?
!!!
: D
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED.!
I AM CONSIDERING THE VOTING FOR MICHAEL BAY

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New House Buttraces Cont'd

Buttrace 5: Three Six Mafia
Buttrace 6: Real Ultimate Power

New House Buttraces: Part I

These were made ages ago and originally posted to Jimtopia.com, which died of death.

Buttrace 1: New House Grand Prix
Buttrace 2: Chair Race
Buttrace 3: Snakes on a Plane
Buttrace 4: Attack of the Steeler Snakes

Buttrace 4 is where we start to really start doing something new.

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