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Exterior, Warehouse engulfed in flame Our hero, Blaze McGunnz, is ducked behind a stack of CRATES clearly marked as “EXPLOSIVE AMMUNITION”. He is holding a chain gun in one hand and a morningstar in the other. On the other side of the crates, SNYDER and his gang of thugs are approaching, armed to the teeth. It’s A Long Way To Empress Augusta Viktoria of Schleswig-Holstein’s Vagina And The Band Played ‘Das Panzerlied’ My Belgian Shell-hole Torpedo Shim In Here (Would be accompanied by pointing to one’s trousers.) War Is Swell Author’s note: War is all hell INNER ATLANTA In a coming together of cultures, several representatives from the American hip hop community including Jay-Z, Lil John, and Michael Steele, met with many local first generation Chinese immigrant shopkeeps and buffeteers to endorse their favorite website, Crunkrine. We accept, gentlemen. Thank you! So you spend all day listening to other people whine about their problems, but as a psychologist a great way to unwind is to hit the town and try to pick up some ladies or gents or both. It’s also an awesome way to give someone more problems to take to a psychologist! Score! Keepin’ the profession alive! Translated from the original German, these images and excerpts are from what is considered the founding text of aerodrome design at a time when heavier than air flight was less than a decade old. Del Mutel’s designs were mostly visions of structures to be built in a European future where cities had expanded so vastly that large, area-swallowing tracts of land for airports would be unavailable. I almost never hear anything when people sing. It’s all Charlie-Brown’s-Teacher noises until the song ends. Wa wama wa wa. But with some songs, it’s worse than others, to the point that I start to suspect that they’re doing it deliberately. Let me clarify. I’m not talking about Mondegreens. I’m not talking about Fuck It’s an Owl. I’m not talking about “Good King Wenceslas Lost his Crown”. I’m talking about cases where I don’t just mishear words. When I don’t hear anything. And I secretly suspect that’s because, with most of these, there aren’t actually any words. Poop
You may have heard a few mathematically-inspired, nerdy-as-hell pick-up lines such as “I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.” Until now, you may not have been familiar with their inbred cousins: programming pick-up lines. If you wish to remedy this situation, read on! Preface by the Abbot Anslwyth in the time of King Henry VII: July 14th, 1376 Two years later… I finally get a copy.
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