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Well while Tanzmetall was soooooo busy doing his other thing what with the tropes, he was also…WRITING FOR CLUNKLINE! YES, IT’S TRUE… -Richard Nixon was the only Quaker in history to bomb Cambodia. -Millard Fillmore did not fill more. In fact, he filled only eight times in his entire Presidency. -John Quincy Adams was named for his father, John “Quincy” Adams. “Great is our need” spoke the king, kneeling. “This is unprecedented in the legacy of our long partnership. The black fleet circles our island-keep daily to intimidate the embattled defenders. Without your intervention, I fear for the future of our people.” Quickly men while the dog-water is still hot, we must load the rocket ship. Truly these smoked meat links will be the greatest ambassadors of mankind into the mighty hereafter. Whence has a food product more closely represented the best qualities of our race? The slender tube, packed with amalgamated meat, ready for a journey millions of parsecs in measure, all for the singular noble purpose of states rights! And here are the Yankee cavalry, or as I call them the stanky cavalry haha! Quickly then, azimuth 20 degrees, fifteen pounds of angular momentum, and zenith reading A-2. Fire! Who the hell does John Pym think he is? So the king is trying to kill you and you go all ally-happy with the Scots? Don’t you remember that time that they fought you guys, like that one time with the swords and yelling? Yeah, that! Really and the king is so bad that you want him dead? I think this Ollie guy is a little nuts. Oh sure he goes on about removing popists and papists and whatever, but I have it on good account that he’s never had a proper Italian meal in his life. Maybe if he got a taste of what all those Catholics down in the peninsula were eating he’d feel better. But noooo we’ve all got to march in lock step with Calvin and Knox. Well whatever, I’m going to go to Preston Moor and get ready for the final countdown. I hear it will be quite the…..engagement? Bwahahahahhahahahaha! Exterior, Cargo Ship Deck. Agents of the international criminal syndicate S.C.O.U.R.G.E. are boarding the SS Nonchalant, a military weapons freighter disguised as a civilian non-weapons freighter. Strewn across the deck are red steel barrels and wooden boxes clearly marked with stamps of “EXPLOSIVE AMMUNITION”. There are thousands more below in the hold, as seen by a SCOURGE agent peering though a port-hole. The agents assemble their weapons and move silently down the deck to the command house. Ivory Coast Embassy in Dublin Mistaken as Just Another Government Building Windstorm at Ivory Coast-Ireland soccer match leaves hundreds of flags unidentifiable. Dyslexic Ivory Coast man finds welcoming new home in Ireland. Irish-Ivorian Man Needs Only One Flag Ireland and Ivory Coast have Similar Looking Flags, Experts Say So I was walkin down the street just thinking about tea time later that day when a man with a folding chair in his hands asked me for some interesting details about the milliner across the way who I knew personally but had never patronized due to the fact that there were no women in my life and I wouldn’t just go in to browse because though we were friends he was really a short tempered fellow who had been in the service and I think exposed to a little too much front line action or sun or something. Father, Since my running away from Devonshire Academy, I know you have been fraught with worry. Fear not. I have been taken in by the Raj of this land and given a great office in his government. My cloak is large and warm, and there is all the sheep I can eat. May the great pigeon I now attach this to ride the wind home to your eyes. Yours, Winsley Farragut, Grand Marshall of His Majesties Sheeperies “I have to eat more shredded wheat or else I’ll get gout again.” – Thomas Jefferson “Yes I have a rash on my buttocks I’d like you to look at” – Winston Churchill during a doctors visit. “My bowels feel like they are full of vomiting snakes” – Maya Angelou after eating a Los Grande Platter at Taco Superiore Floats in moat a goat-stoat boat. Boat moat cold, so coats. Stoat in coat up to throat. Goats vote oats, stoats quote “bloat then goats”. Goats outvote compote. Stoat denotes float gloat. Remote goat demote by misquote “I hate oats”. Excerpts from Bulletin Board Posting Headlines at Woolford Community College, Juniper City, Michigan-Quality 24 inch rims for sale, slightly stolen. |
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