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Here at Clunkline, we believe that journalistic integrity is a thing that exists and that people do sometimes. Although we always make an effort to bring you the most accurate information that we can completely make up, sometimes mistakes do slip through, particularly when FooTay has ingested too much NyQuil and/or just isn’t paying attention (which is always). Here, then, are corrections for some of the articles we’ve posted over the past year. IRON MAN is busy making a science in his cool house. (note to producers: this movie must make enough money for me to have a house like that ok?) IRON MAN’S FRIEND comes in and says, Hi iron man I used to be your friend but now i am your ENEMY He steals Iron Man’s science and walks away!!! To whom it may yourselfs concern, I am an experienced writer of several “you-Tube” video’s/films and would like to contribute my experientise to your upcoming title, Mass Effect 3. (Assuming you’re not skipping straight ahead to Mass Effect 4, LOL) I have played the first two games but I may not have paid much attention to the second one cause after the sex scene with Miranda I masturbated pretty much constantly. Anyway, you should hire me as Mass Effect 3′s Chief Writer (or Master Chief Writer if you gather my drift). To prove my amplitude, here are some sample storylines. Oh and I won’t be hurt if you don’t use the Wrex striptease one. DEAR SIR POSTSCRIPT, THAT IS TO SAY, THEY SHALL BE AWARDING ME WITH MONETARY COMPENSATION FOR MY ABILITIES AND SERVICES *** But hey, this is my site, I do what I want. You’re not my REAL dad! Here’s some Echo Chamber bonus features. Enjoy the shit out of it. |
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