Not actual assholes, the ones poop come out of, those are gross but still OK. No, what people don’t like are gen-u-ine, ruin your day, poo in your coffee, run-of-the-mill, assholes. Most everyone agrees that yes, assholes suck. Not actually suck though. Lips suck, and never on assholes. Not actual assholes, but on asshole-people. I assume that assholes rarely get kissed, like real body-assholes.

What I means to say is, don’t be an asshole. There are plenty of assholes in the world, one for every man, woman, and child on this Earth, the kind of asshole that poop comes from.

But I maintain that there are two kinds of assholes: body-assholes, and people-assholes.

I doesn’t really want to think of people who are assholes, who have assholes. That’s the kind of dual-assholism that makes me angry. So think of this as a public service announcement: don’t be assholes, especially person-assholes. Those are completely full of shit.

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