If you thought he was gone for good…you had it backwards.

Reasonably Well-Furnished Clunkliner

LUXURIOUS REASONABLY WELL-FURNISHED CLUNKLINER

SOMEWHAT GUARANTEED, MAYBE

Glitter Classified As Hazardous Material

An unfortunate accident last Thursday at an elementary school in Tulsa, Oklahoma has led to the addition of glitter to the list of dangerous goods.

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OGTAB, Part 4 - Michael Jackson's Moonwalker

(This is the fourth installation of Old Games That Amuse Burpen.)

This was possibly the most amusing game ever made on the Sega Genesis platform.

WHOO

~*~*~ R.I.P. ~*~*~

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Avocadro

Avocadro

Hey! Leave my door penis alone!

Hey, leave my door penis alone!

If the signs were true...

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Grabass_Champion's Engrish Adventures

Because of a backup snafu, the original Grabass_Champion’s Engrish Adventures lost all of its images, which were pretty much the entire joke therein. So now that the images have been rediscovered and some new content found, I’ve decided to be all post-modern and release Part 1 after I’ve released Part II.

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Night Shift Collages: Coffeehouse Edition

Inspired by the memory of compiling the original Night Shift Collages and the Scissorshop images with Burpen, I decided to make some of these during time in which I should have been doing useful things in school.

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Scissorshop

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A Sketch Of An Old Roommate

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Night Shift Collages

This is what happens when you leave convenience store clerks alone with a bunch of newspapers.

Perhaps the only article worth reading in the sports section.

Perhaps the only article worth reading in the sports section.

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FooTay's Facebook News Feed During The Zombie Apocalypse

Day 1:

Day 1

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Link's Vacation

Waaaaaaaaaaaaay back when I was a youngster in high school with a brand new previously owned computer and 54k access to the internet whenever nobody else was on the phone line, I was just emerging as a photoshop master. I knew I could shoop anyone anywhere, so why not? I scoured the internet for quite a few minutes before arriving at what I decided was the perfect subject: Link from the Legend of Zelda. Plus there were new screenshots from his upcoming game – The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess – that looked much more realistic than those blocky figures from the N64 games. With my masterful skills, I carefully crafted a series of him in various locales. I present the finished product here, many years later, to show just how awesome I was, even when just started. And so, without further ado, Link’s Vacation!

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Security: A High Priority

We argued for a while about what caption this should have, so one became the title. DEAL WITH IT.


IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK LOCK

The runner-up captions were:

Brute Force Solutions: Just because it can be done that way doesn’t mean it should be.

and

The lock only works once.