Hey! Leave my door penis alone!

Hey, leave my door penis alone!

If the signs were true...

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Marmaduke is the worst comic ever.

Marmaduke is a comic that is as old as my parents. It’s been drawn by the same fellow, one Brad Anderson, since 1954, and since the fateful day of its creation Marmaduke has served as a daily reminder that you don’t have to be funny or talented to be syndicated in newspapers nationwide.

I once read the entire Marmaduke comic described succinctly as “The big dog is on something you want.” I think there’s an even simpler explanation: the cartoonist is not funny at all.

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SEGA, or: Something I Took Seriously When I Made It Ten Years Ago But Which I Now Find Funny


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What to do in case of bee

Here is a helpful step-by-step instructional on how to act when you discover that there is a bee located in your automobile.

The Adventures of Positron Pete Prologue: Proton Pete and Sally

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You're Doing It Wrong #1

Go Comics! Check out the newest NDP strip.

The Lil's Series #3

Last summer, while I was being payed to be at work, I was instead drawing comics at my desk.

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The Lil's Series #2

Last summer, while I was being payed to be at work, I was instead drawing comics at my desk.

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Harg Barg Burg: An Artist Falls from a Window (Part 3)

Harg Barg Burg was a good friend of mine who drew obtuse, mind-bending comics before he went insane. The last remains of my good friend are on display.


Harg’s death has made me depressed. I wonder what will happen if I try to deal with the depression the way Harg did. Ha ha ha! This is fun….

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The Lil's Series

Last summer, while I was being payed to be at work, I was instead drawing comics at my desk.

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Harg Barg Burg: An Artist Falls from Grace (Part II)

To see the first of the comics Harg left me, go to this crate in his attic.


Harg Barg Burg was a good friend of mine who got in a race with concrete. The good news is, he was moving way faster, but the bad news is, he rear-ended the concrete. And by rear-ended, I mean fell on and busted open his skull, but that strays away from my pretty little metaphor.


Here, Harg Barg Burg tried something different, but I think it just upset him.

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Everyone Needs a Hobby...

You know someone does this.

The Feminine Mystique

You have never heard a man say “We already had that today!” as a reason to discourage consuming more of a good food. No. You really haven’t. Trust me.

Dadacalypse

In a show of synchronicity, I also have recently been working on a strange set of maybe-to-be-continued comics.

This entire thing took me 15 minutes.
I’m not sure what it is either.


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