Photographs « Clunkline

Nack Jicholson

Jun. 21, 2010, 21:20 by Burpen, hangtthedj

Butt Calendar

Apr. 12, 2010, 0:28 by Tanzmetall, MesmericKiwi

MesmericKiwi and I found a white erase board calendar sitting next to a chair in a campus eatery. We helpfully filled in a schedule for the benefit of the calendar’s owner, whenever they return for it.

Smartar than you, too.

Mar. 17, 2010, 19:54 by Hedge

Avocadro

Jan. 28, 2010, 22:45 by Hedge

Grabass_Champion's Engrish Adventures

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:46 by Grabass_Champion

Because of a backup snafu, the original Grabass_Champion’s Engrish Adventures lost all of its images, which were pretty much the entire joke therein. So now that the images have been rediscovered and some new content found, I’ve decided to be all post-modern and release Part 1 after I’ve released Part II.

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A Sketch Of An Old Roommate

Jan. 19, 2010, 7:08 by Burpen

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Security: A High Priority

Dec. 31, 2009, 22:19 by Hedge, Tanzmetall, MesmericKiwi, Senator Bongledongle

We argued for a while about what caption this should have, so one became the title. DEAL WITH IT.

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK LOCK

The runner-up captions were:

Brute Force Solutions: Just because it can be done that way doesn’t mean it should be.

and

The lock only works once.

Hawaii's Natural Beauty

Dec. 30, 2009, 3:12 by Tanzmetall

Hawaii has a surprisingly gritty underside. No place on Earth is free of stupidity… they just all have different stupidities, and some are more stupid than others. Maybe I wouldn’t have seen so much of this if I had the money to be a real tourist, but I scraped the bottom of the barrel, and here are the splinters I got.

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In the Hilo Wal-Mart parking lot, I saw this Alaskan pickup. (Yep, we went to Wal-Mart on vacation.) In my entire time on the big island, I’ve not seen a single other non-Hawaii plate. There aren’t any roads from Juneau to the continental US, let alone the incontinental US! Even my sister’s car, shipped here from my parents, has a new Hawaii plate. What is this doing here?	This is what a lynx spider looks like right before it attacks and destroys farkle-farkle’s camera.