Glitter Classified As Hazardous Material

An unfortunate accident last Thursday at an elementary school in Tulsa, Oklahoma has led to the addition of glitter to the list of dangerous goods.

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OGTAB, Part 4 - Michael Jackson's Moonwalker

(This is the fourth installation of Old Games That Amuse Burpen.)

This was possibly the most amusing game ever made on the Sega Genesis platform.

WHOO

~*~*~ R.I.P. ~*~*~

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Link's Vacation

Waaaaaaaaaaaaay back when I was a youngster in high school with a brand new previously owned computer and 54k access to the internet whenever nobody else was on the phone line, I was just emerging as a photoshop master. I knew I could shoop anyone anywhere, so why not? I scoured the internet for quite a few minutes before arriving at what I decided was the perfect subject: Link from the Legend of Zelda. Plus there were new screenshots from his upcoming game – The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess – that looked much more realistic than those blocky figures from the N64 games. With my masterful skills, I carefully crafted a series of him in various locales. I present the finished product here, many years later, to show just how awesome I was, even when just started. And so, without further ado, Link’s Vacation!

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Cap'n Credit Crunch

Allergy Cupcakes

Douchey Douche

Pope Tarts

Small Dogs In Costumes, Motivational Speakers

WiiGynaecologist

Yah, weh

Steam Wenches Gone Wild

Philosophical Zombie 2: The new face of horror looks and acts exactly like yours.

You’d have to be brain dead to have missed the buzz around Geoffry A. Rawlin’s Philosophical Zombie 2 (P-Zed2).  Moviegoers delighted at the original Philosophical Zombie, a blockbuster hit which threatened to overturn the zombie horror genre.  The sequel promises us a bigger story, more zombies, and more horror, all on a bigger budget.  Sounds good.  But as a critic, I must ask the question: does the film live up to the hype?

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Important Financial Institution of America Cares About You

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PennDot? More like Poop Dot

Because we’re too classy to make a joke about PenisDot, we decided to compare Pennsylvania’s infrastructure to a nice, wet heap of dogshit.

Yeah, right. Where are you gonna see a road that nice in Pennsylvania?

That's more like it.

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