Clunkline » Products http://clunkline.com The postmodern humor of transhuman people. Fri, 23 Jul 2010 04:50:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Bran Flakes ad – so much friggin’ bran! http://clunkline.com/2010/07/bran-flakes-ad-so-much-extraneous-bran/ http://clunkline.com/2010/07/bran-flakes-ad-so-much-extraneous-bran/#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 06:12:28 +0000 Sgt. Earth http://clunkline.com/?p=4899

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Shartie simulates a highly authentic skid mark on any undergarment, carpet, pet, or child you desire.

It is compact enough to be taken anywhere, yet it is powerful enough to disgust anyone. This is due to its synthetic yet potently lifelike odor, which was engineered to be nearly indistinguishable from that of a real skid mark.

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