“Hold on, I’ll open another tab…”
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(This is the fourth installation of Old Games That Amuse Burpen.)
This was possibly the most amusing game ever made on the Sega Genesis platform.  ~*~*~ R.I.P. ~*~*~
What the hell, Google? I thought we was tight. What a heinous advertisement! My monocle flew from my eye.
After the child is old enough to enjoy it, you sick fucks.
I am an expert on terrible webcomics. About half our ads are for webcomics so abysmal, they make Minimum Security look like Calvin and Hobbes. I always browse through our Project Wonderful advertisers’ sites to see if I find any gems, which are exceptionally rare (see also: Grade D but Edible, Buttersafe). I’ve only found two webcomics I’ve really enjoyed among dozens that have bought our advertising. That says a lot about how many people simply do not belong in that business. Some of these unremarkable strips are solidly “pretty good”, but their potential is wasted by either a bad partnership or a lack of a badly-needed partnership; some are just in all ways conventional, been-done, and uninteresting. There is nothing memorable to distinguish 97% of all webcomics. Trust me: StudKickass is different. StudKickass is one of the most memorable strips I’ve ever seen… but I do not wish this experience even on my worst enemies.
Okay, I know it’s actually a boom mike, but this gave me a double-take (just like Bigfoot in Georgia), so I thought the Internet needed to know about it. I’m an Ebayer. It’s like an addiction, and I get obsessed with it periodically. On one particular trip through the Tubes, I found this clothing store which proclaimed: “We work tirelessly to bring you the latest in fashion.” Which upon further examination, appears to be like a Dollar Crapticle saying they work tirelessly to bring you items of the highest quality.
Job description from someone’s entry in our directory.
What does this person DO, and why am I so intrigued? WHAT THE FUCK
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