Why Tanzmetall Has Not Posted Lately

“Hold on, I’ll open another tab…”

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OGTAB, Part 4 - Michael Jackson's Moonwalker

(This is the fourth installation of Old Games That Amuse Burpen.)

This was possibly the most amusing game ever made on the Sega Genesis platform.

WHOO

~*~*~ R.I.P. ~*~*~

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There's Mongolian sex on Clunkline and no one told me?

mongolian sex on clunkline and no one told me

What the hell, Google? I thought we was tight.

Hargoogle Barg Burg

When is it safe to have sex after childbirth?

What a heinous advertisement! My monocle flew from my eye.

After the child is old enough to enjoy it, you sick fucks.

Competitivefucker.org

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A Facebook Story In Screenshots

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StudKickass: A Webcomic for the Ages

I am an expert on terrible webcomics.

About half our ads are for webcomics so abysmal, they make Minimum Security look like Calvin and Hobbes. I always browse through our Project Wonderful advertisers’ sites to see if I find any gems, which are exceptionally rare (see also: Grade D but Edible, Buttersafe). I’ve only found two webcomics I’ve really enjoyed among dozens that have bought our advertising. That says a lot about how many people simply do not belong in that business. Some of these unremarkable strips are solidly “pretty good”, but their potential is wasted by either a bad partnership or a lack of a badly-needed partnership; some are just in all ways conventional, been-done, and uninteresting. There is nothing memorable to distinguish 97% of all webcomics. Trust me: StudKickass is different. StudKickass is one of the most memorable strips I’ve ever seen… but I do not wish this experience even on my worst enemies.

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Rural Voters Wear Beanies

Okay, I know it’s actually a boom mike, but this gave me a double-take (just like Bigfoot in Georgia), so I thought the Internet needed to know about it.

Ebay is Full of Fugly: Time for Farkle-Farkle to be Mean

I’m an Ebayer. It’s like an addiction, and I get obsessed with it periodically. On one particular trip through the Tubes, I found this clothing store which proclaimed:

“We work tirelessly to bring you the latest in fashion.”

Which upon further examination, appears to be like a Dollar Crapticle saying they work tirelessly to bring you items of the highest quality.

Let me explain.

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Apparently Google thinks our readers are Christian Asian mavericks

I’ve seen three ads under my dystopic newspeak article so far, and none have been appropriate.

I’m sure God is flattered by the comparison.

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What

Job description from someone’s entry in our directory.

What does this person DO, and why am I so intrigued?

No, don't lay on hands--it's contagious!

Saint George, Source: Wikipedia

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NIPPLE TEETH

WHAT THE FUCK

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