This is the fourth and final installment of Bonzo and Bonkers. I was forbidden by law to create anymore (something about people being contaminated by all the excess stupid). Don’t worry, though. I’ve got other gems waiting in storage for the future!

Here is the third episode of our favorite duo of science, Bonzo and Bonkers. This time around, Bonzo is testing his latest invention, the ion cannon.

WARNING: Is extremely stupid. Prepare to find yourself smacking your head off your monitor.

For the previous exploits of Bonzo and Bonkers, refer to this documentary.

It’s the world’s smartest idiot and his faithful moose companion yet again! Watch as this time they test a warp machine …

… or don’t watch. It’s up to you, really. In fact, your brain will probably thank you later.

…So, uh, go ahead and just move on to some other exhibit. Just pretend you never saw this post….

…Still here, eh? My incessant yammering hasn’t discouraged you from watching this most moronic debacle? Fine, you win, but when the idiocracy causes you to bleed out of unspoken orifices, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Enter the world of Bonzo, an almost-capable mad scientist who is actually quite personable, and Bonkers, his trusty and most unfortunate assistant … oh and he’s a moose.

For the second installment in this epic, see the wise man who lives in a dumpster in this alley.