These are products designed by our various staff members. This is our lifeblood right here, how we make the money to keep the site running, so if you like it, buy our crap and become a consumer whore already. We can be your consumer pimp.
If you’d like to see a new line of merchandise, drop me a line at tanzmetall@gmail.com. We are always working on ways to get more money from you.
They’re expensive, so what? CafePress wants loads of the money from those products to cover fees for manufacturing, distribution, convenience, and price-gouging. We only make about $2 per product. If you want that to change, pee on them, or offer us a better way to sell our worthless junk without doing any real work.
And yes, I know that 90% of the stuff on some of those pages is ridiculous and stupid and nobody in their right mind would ever buy it. What would make you think that I didn’t make it that way on purpose?
–Tanzmetall
