Echo Chamber: Show Within a Show

Oh, hi, Clunkline! How are you? It’s been at least a year since I read you, let alone wrote for you. Don’t know how long it’s been since I could really say I really was the “Editor” of you.

Anyway, here’s evidence of my love affair with another site. You’d… you’d like her. Her name is

THT cooɔ

Scat Porn

“Special” Kitty Cat Litter

This was made many moons ago (when we were both in high school).


This part of Superman Returns was just asking for a remix.

Hold the Elevator

The blurry version!

This was performed by Scotch ‘n’ Soda Theatre. It won me and Chicken Chow Fun a nice shiny “Best Original Play” award, but I think it was in large part thanks to the performances of the cast (which included two other Clunkliners) and work of the director. Underground Man got nominated for Best Male Lead for his role, which is pretty hard to do since this festival always takes place after the nomination period is basically over.

Technically, it also won “Best Post-show Music” but I don’t think that counts since they made the award up just to give it to us.

Hold the Elevator was written, rehearsed, and performed in the space of 24 hours.

I tagged it as a film because we don’t have a category for plays.

This Is Indian Territory: Director's Cut

Two years later… I finally get a copy.

This Is: Indian Territory, 13 Minute Director’s Cut from Adam Wright on Vimeo.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

This comes in 14 parts. I know you see YouTube and go, “Oh, short attention span!” No. This will take up two hours of your time, so be prepared.

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Shower Cake

The best kind of cake since Bukkake!

Fap, fap, fap...

No, this has nothing to do with masturbation. Well, at least, I think it has nothing to do with masturbation.

This device was created long before imageboards were even a funny feeling in someone’s balls, and was called the “fapper” before a gaggle of horny 14-year-olds decided that “fap” would be a great word for “masturbate”. Anyway, watch the video before I give too much away… It’s delightfully hilarious.

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Mr. Jones from Indiana

New House Buttraces Cont'd

Buttrace 5: Three Six Mafia
Buttrace 6: Real Ultimate Power

New House Buttraces: Part I

These were made ages ago and originally posted to, which died of death.

Buttrace 1: New House Grand Prix
Buttrace 2: Chair Race
Buttrace 3: Snakes on a Plane
Buttrace 4: Attack of the Steeler Snakes

Buttrace 4 is where we start to really start doing something new.

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Bingo O’Malley and Tanzmetall Make a Scene

Bingo O’Malley is a reasonably big-name actor with an utter contempt for TV, a penchant for high-status characters, and a connection to my local theater group, Scotch ‘n’ Soda. He came and did an acting workshop once, and somehow I wound up challenging him to do some kind of improv scene and see who steals the show. Stupid idea, maybe. Until the then-Artistic Director of my improv troupe told me afterwards it was one of the best scenes I’d ever done. Personally I think I’ve done much better but it got good reviews from pretentious theater people, so hey, who am I to judge. (It’s also some of the only improv I’ve ever done that has been recorded, so… there you are.)

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My latest non english language film

It’s in German! Just follow this link! Yay!