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Who is responsible for the content? Bobby Gurbleby works for my company and he wrote an article about how I’m an idiot. I take offense at this because I am, in fact, an idiot. Can I fire him?
I will never officially distinguish what it was that I added from what it was that was already there in the writer’s draft, and if I hint at anything otherwise anywhere else, tough—this is the official word on Clunkline authorship. Because I mess around with what they write here, you cannot hold a writer accountable for what you read—you must hold me accountable. If anyone other than me gets fired over anything on this site I will start a shitstorm. Further, no writer is responsible for what the others write. Don’t fuck with my writers.
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–Tanzmetall
