Apathy of a Deactivated Generation: This is Sooooooo Gay.

Here, Grabass_Champion puts on his Social Commentary hat, and wishes to address a problem that is one of his paramount complaints about his society, all the while hoping to amuse you while he preaches. It worked for South Park, right? Being preachy but funny? Yeah. We’ll see. This is probably going to be heavy on the preachy part.

TL;DR for the whole series: Kids of the generations that will enter the workforce during the next ten years are (in the majority) nihilistic, self-obsessed, pot-addled shits with little desire to understand anything about the world around them. They are this because of the media, and because they’ve been brought up by the people who came out of the cultural revolution of the 1960s.

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Road Rage: It Only Looks Like a Sports Car

If your “sports car” has less than three pedals, it only looks like a sports car.

If your “sports car” doesn’t have 8 or more cylinders in its engine (with a few exceptions) it only looks like a sports car.

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Bray? I never!

doctor_subtle, your nefarious scheme to turn all the writers against me will never succeed. Though you have convinced nom de pomme and Grabass_Champion that my various past selves killing each other was all my fault, I recognize it for what it is: a low attempt to destroy my credibility. But like Hillary’s attempts to brand Osama bin Barracks as a Muslim, it will never succeed.

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The Cynic: Parts I & II

Because YouTube knows better than us whether or not we want shit split up.

Part I

Part II

I think aspects of it are kinda hokey but I’m arrogant enough to think I did a half-decent job myself.

I actually did not write this, but my acting abilities were specifically requested (for good or ill) by the guys and gals of the Variety Hour. They held off filming for a week while they waited for me to reply to an email I’d forgotten about. Flattering, to say the least. I also wound up doing standup for the live portion of their show, and I wrote a sketch for them this time around, but I generally view myself as more of a contractor than a creator with the VH, since I don’t direct or write much. But I’ll definitely help ‘em do what they want done.

The Shirt: Homophobia is Gay

While I’m at it, here’s another one, this time from ages ago, while we were still learning how to do things wrong.


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New frat recruitment poster

Back when I still lived in a dorm room, one of the loser freshmen living in my building decided he could artificially inflate his self-perceived social standing by joining a fraternity. Later on, he proceeded to let a bunch of his “brothers” into our building and the lot of them went about systematically trashing the communal lounge on the first floor as part of their mindless drunken carryings-on (not to mention the obvious noise issue). So, if any readers out there are indignantly asking “what does this guy have against fraternities?”, there’s your answer.

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New Road Signs Confusing to Some, Relieving to Others

The most common of the new signs

“I was just driving along one day, and I saw this sign on the side of the road shaped like a stop sign, and it said ‘Bacon.’ I didn’t know what to do!”

This perplexed reaction is common to the drivers of the little town of Pheba, Mississippi. The Clay County Board of Transportation has enacted a new road-safety code that uses various signs with more specific instructions than “STOP,” “SLIPPERY WHEN WET,” and “DEER XING.”

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