Inspired by the memory of compiling the original Night Shift Collages and the Scissorshop images with Burpen, I decided to make some of these during time in which I should have been doing useful things in school.
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I actually made this years ago, and forgot about it.
Underground Man said, “Don’t put entrails in the cup.” Apparently he prefers his offal jokes to be tasteful. So you can blame him that there are no delicious delicious entrails floating in milk broth. Dear Vianda, LLC Legal Department: I am writing you to complain about your Enzyte product. Numerous times on your television ad, you claimed that the product would make me bigger and enhance my maleness. Having completed your free thirty day trial, I have not noticed any significant growth. While my partner insists that I look bigger, I maintain that is simply because I have not been trimming my hair this past month. I insist you stop selling your misleading product immediately before I report you for false advertising. Also, even though after a month of using your product I have not seen an inch added to my 5’9” height, I have noticed that my cock is three inches longer. I suggest you warn about this side effect on your television advertisements. Sincerely,
Was “non-challenge” the best expression the person making this ad could think of? “Easy thing” would even be better than “non-challenge”. How do these people get and keep their jobs? What a heinous advertisement! My monocle flew from my eye.
After the child is old enough to enjoy it, you sick fucks. Try Numeral Bank, where we focus on the person! So what if it’s really nothing more than a real ad for Pepto-Bismol?
Fuzzy Memory is an aptly-named webcomic by two creators who forgot to make it. These guys apparently made a fully-functional website, bought ads for it, and never added any content. Apparently their Project Wonderful campaign is still running on autopilot, spending their money without their supervision on a site they don’t update. We just got paid by the laziest people on the planet. |
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