Clunkline » atlanta http://clunkline.com Doom flies on detachable wings. Fri, 18 May 2012 15:15:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Breaking: American Rappers, Chinese Shopkeers Endorse ‘Crunkrine’ http://clunkline.com/2009/12/breaking-american-rappers-chinese-shopkeers-endorse-crunkrine/ http://clunkline.com/2009/12/breaking-american-rappers-chinese-shopkeers-endorse-crunkrine/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:27:58 +0000 nom de pomme http://clunkline.com/?p=2680 INNER ATLANTA

In a coming together of cultures, several representatives from the American hip hop community including Jay-Z, Lil John, and Michael Steele, met with many local first generation Chinese immigrant shopkeeps and buffeteers to endorse their favorite website, Crunkrine.

We accept, gentlemen. Thank you!

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In a coming together of cultures, several representatives from the American hip hop community including Jay-Z, Lil John, and Michael Steele, met with many local first generation Chinese immigrant shopkeeps and buffeteers to endorse their favorite website, Crunkrine.

We accept, gentlemen. Thank you!

]]> http://clunkline.com/2009/12/breaking-american-rappers-chinese-shopkeers-endorse-crunkrine/feed/ 0 War in Georgia Escalates http://clunkline.com/2008/08/war-in-georgia-escalates/ http://clunkline.com/2008/08/war-in-georgia-escalates/#comments Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:55:54 +0000 Tanzmetall http://clunkline.com/?p=657 President Bush decried England’s aggression when English tanks rolled across the border into their former colony. “The United States is a sovereign nation,” he sputtered. “I demand that England immediately withdraw her forces from Georgian territory, and that her artillery stop shelling Atlanta.”

During election years, everything irrelevant to rising politicians gets their attention anyway. As such, McCain and Obama also made statements like Bush’s, making-believe that they were President.

“The English tanks must pull back at once,” said Obama firmly. “Also, how the hell did they get here?” He looked out at the audience, his confusion plain from his face. “Seriously? Nobody but me thought about that?”

McCain was woken up from his nap in time to comment, but, embarassingly, he forgot to remove his jowl retainers from his cheeks before going live.

]]> President Bush decried England’s aggression when English tanks rolled across the border into their former colony. “The United States is a sovereign nation,” he sputtered. “I demand that England immediately withdraw her forces from Georgian territory, and that her artillery stop shelling Atlanta.”

During election years, everything irrelevant to rising politicians gets their attention anyway. As such, McCain and Obama also made statements like Bush’s, making-believe that they were President.

“The English tanks must pull back at once,” said Obama firmly. “Also, how the hell did they get here?” He looked out at the audience, his confusion plain from his face. “Seriously? Nobody but me thought about that?”

McCain was woken up from his nap in time to comment, but, embarassingly, he forgot to remove his jowl retainers from his cheeks before going live.

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