Twitter Launches Sister Site, “Shitter”

Twitter’s new side project, Shitter.com, recently went live. The new site was aimed for the “likes to microblog about pooping” demographic of Twitter users.

In a press release last Thursday, Twitter said Shitter “would be lucky” if “even two or three” users sign up over the next year.

Shitter has already secured advertising bids from Fiber One, Ex-Lax, and Pepto-Bismol.

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Man Dies From Eating “Do Not Eat” Packet

Blaine Warbler had never been stopped, nor hindered, in his quest to indiscriminately eat almost everything… Until last week.

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Haw haw haw

Lines from a Frank and Ernest that never made it.

“So, did you hear about the circumcision clinic?”
“Yeah, I heard they had to make a few cutbacks.”

Grabass_Champion will submit this to the popsicle companies.