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Why I was peeing in your yard

Jul. 21, 2009, 14:57 by Underground Man

During my years I’ve discovered two important facts about urination:
1. Regular urination is the most important part of a healthy life.
2. Human urine is not an important component of underwear maintenance.

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A Complete List Of Things That Actually Do Come In Threes

Jun. 28, 2009, 21:13 by Burpen

Because I’m tired of hearing ridiculous suggestions that randomly occurring events adhere to an arbitrary, untestable, or disproved rule.

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Football Kills Africans: A Logical Conclusion

Dec. 16, 2008, 14:58 by Tanzmetall, nom de pomme

I don’t watch football anymore.

Sports are the ultimate rat race. No matter how much money time and effort is poured in, nothing is accomplished at the end of the day. …Well, okay, maybe actual rat-racing is more of a rat race. But it’s close.

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Something I Noticed

Aug. 29, 2008, 14:42 by nom de pomme

I was getting off the elevator and saw this tacked to the bulletin board in my academic building.

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Nom de Pomme’s Guide To Nations: Greenland

Aug. 1, 2008, 13:55 by nom de pomme

Hello all and thanks for buying my latest edition of the Guide series, Guide to Nations: Greenland. As a world traveler I have labored long and hard to bring you the most accurate representation of this beautiful country, its storied history and vibrant culture.

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