Dec. 26, 2009, 0:57 by
TanzmetallTwas the night before I IMPREGNATED YOUR MOM, and all through the BUTT,
Not a POOP was BARFING, not even a SCROTUM.
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Jun. 26, 2009, 19:26 by
nom de pomme,
TanzmetallAs it happens, I have come to believe that several terms traditionally used in monogamous heterosexual marriage are inherently degrading to the parties usually yoked by their particular brand of bigotry and ignorance.
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Dec. 18, 2008, 13:07 by
TanzmetallMr Speelburg, please stop returning my manuscript with red marks all over it. I will continue to resend it until it is 1) read 2)) purchased 3))) heaped praise upon and 4)))) YOU SHUT UP.
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My apartment building came with pretty thick walls—thick enough that I never heard any noises from any other apartment for months. But recently, my upstairs neighbors decided to start playing “throw the U-bend into the corner”, and I can hear them quite clearly.
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Jun. 6, 2008, 0:01 by
TanzmetallOn a day in the distant past, two boring people met in a park. They stared at each other, and an uncomfortable silence ensued. “Wouldn’t I be less boring,” each thought to themselves, “if I could engage this other gentleman in a cheery conversation about a canine’s crotch-sniffing habits?” And so, after an extremely long silence, they parted ways and went to pet stores, in order to buy something to talk about. But they met with less success than an Ethiopian in a tanning bed. The plan did not make them more interesting. It only made them more noisy.
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Mar. 29, 2008, 23:55 by
TanzmetallThere have been a number of times this campaign season when a candidate said or did something retarded. But sometimes, they overlook the most basic facts and forge ahead triumphantly, like a naked explorer in the arctic with a plastic bag over his head.
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