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Joplin, MO – A study done recently of a Joplin church has found that preaching to the choir may not be as useless as it was previously believed to be. At the Church of Jesus and God and Saints and Holy Ghosts and Bible and Lord and Prayer and Christian Stuff in East Joplin it was found that much of the choir was comparably corrupt to the rest of the congregation. At least twenty-three of the twenty-five choir members admitted to doing something sinful in the past week.
Lugal Sargon, It comes to my most just attention that my city of Kish, blessed of Enlil, has come into inexplicable debt certainly not incurred by my humble gambling away of the royal treasury. I request your assistance in the same manner as I pray for Enlil’s, and prostrate my humble body and city at your mercy, should you choose within your righteousness to smite us for our crime of being poor. And yet I dance with joy as if this were a holy-day, for I know that in your wisdom you will not smite us, and yet help us with our debt that, should you need reminding, I did not cause by gambling. Love, So one day Ang Lee made an incredible art film called The Hulk. Like his previous films, it dealt with the love between two cowboys. Only these cowboys were a big green guy and the hot chick from Requiem for a Dream, which should totally have been titled Dirge for Some Sad People (spoilers). But instead of sheep, there was a mutant poodle thing. And some kind of starfish power that lets bullets ripple off your rippling chest. I think it was worth it though, just to see the Hulk smash a dog’s teeth into its brain simply by flexing them there. Besides that though, nothing happened for the first hour and a half. Then the Hulk defied physics a lot in the New Mexico desert (note: this is becoming a theme) but managed to kill no one. All of them are things that somebody at Clunkline contributed to at some point. If you exhaust all the fun that is to be had here, we recommend the following prescriptions for further fun. (If you go there, and have no fun, don’t blame us. Let it never be said that doctors never kill people.) readme is a satirical paper that shares a lot of contributors with Clunkline. Aphilotus is the stuff of doctor_subtle’s dreams, nightmares, and wet dreams. And wet nightmares. Grade D but Edible is a webcomic that I discovered by ads the creator purchased on Clunkline. It’s one of about two webcomics that have advertised here that I have really liked. Turns out he’s also a fellow CMU alum. Just helpin’ a brutha out. Jesus Christ is your Lord and Saviour and you should accept him into your heart. Find Jesus and you will be saved. LCWeb is a website hosted on a machine three years younger than me, that explains how the massive workaround was accomplished. Me and Plantboot is an image blog that chronicles the great times Grabass_Champion has with his BFF Plantboot. The No Parking Players are an improv comedy troupe in Pittsburgh, PA, of which MesmericKiwi is the Artistic Director, in which Tanzmetall and Underground Man are performing members, and in which Grabass_Champion, Burpen, and Yakolev have all made the rare guest appearance.
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