Night Shift Collages: Coffeehouse Edition

Inspired by the memory of compiling the original Night Shift Collages and the Scissorshop images with Burpen, I decided to make some of these during time in which I should have been doing useful things in school.

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Offaltine

Underground Man said, “Don’t put entrails in the cup.” Apparently he prefers his offal jokes to be tasteful.

So you can blame him that there are no delicious delicious entrails floating in milk broth.

The Tardigrade Conference on World Domination

Ladies, gentlemen, and members of Tardigrade species for whom gender has no meaning… I welcome you to the twilight of humanity. For centuries, these worthless fools have debated the numbers of angels dancing on the heads of pins, while they should have been counting the numbers of us who were on those pins, killing those angels.
Supreme Leader Kleiner Wasserbär

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Exquisite Boar's Head, Now For Stories

Come hither, yon farmer, and I shall regale you with the story of the battle of Ass-in-court.

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Submitted for review by Angry Norseman Publishing: The Adventures of Wig-Wam by Norm D. Apple

Outside, Washington DC downtown. Wig-wam runs down the street clutching his ass cheeks with both hands.

Wig-wam: DIARRHEA!!

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