Dec. 3, 2009, 21:01 by
Grabass_ChampionI’m sending you this e-mail because I just bought ebay item number 190353755240 (“FAKE POOP, PARTY FAVORS, FUNNY GAG GIFT FAKE HUMAN POOP”) from you for the Buy it Now price of $4.99 and I just realized that your shipping price is $68 for standard FedEx ground shipping. Now, I’ve done some research and found that for a standard fake turd the largest weight I could find was 0.74 pounds. And in your description it says the turd is about 4″ long so there are no concerns of dimensions that would drive up the shipping costs. This leads me to believe there was a mistake on your part, possibly a typographical error. Please correct this for me so that I can go ahead and let Paypal send you my payment.
Thank you,
Richard Kaasman
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You probably want this update only as much as I wanted this spam. But I thought this first piece explained a lot.
To: farkle-farkle’s_email@noneofyourbusiness.com
From: dirtybunny@cox.net
Date: Thu, Jul 23, 2009 at 10:20 PM
Subject: You’ll easily make girls addictive to your hot rod.
Barak Obama is a woman!
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Jul. 22, 2009, 18:48 by
MesmericKiwiFrom the Desk of the First Church of Lego (Reformed)
Good morning, my fellow minifigures.
I have received many troubling confessions as of late. It seems many members of our community are harboring dangerous thoughts as to the nature of the Creator. Questions are being asked that can only lead to treason against the almighty Builder and His books of divine instruction. I have taken it upon myself to dispel these concerns once and for all so that all of us fellow bricks can once more unite in the name of Lego.
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Sep. 18, 2008, 22:39 by
HedgeMy last venture into the quirks of my life was one of reason more than habit. Today’s topic, however, deals with something that is an aspect of my personality. I can endure monotony relatively indefinitely.
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Sep. 12, 2008, 12:16 by
Tanzmetall
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| Clearly, she was nominated for her qualifications and not her gender. Clearly. |
Sarah Palin’s at-best-unimpressive performance in a recent ABC interview revealed conclusively why she hasn’t given any other interviews.
“She showed she had no understanding whatsoever of the world at large,” said Mory Ellison, a stupid person. “As a person who is dumber than a brick, that speaks to me.”
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