Scissorshop

SAVE0010

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Night Shift Collages

This is what happens when you leave convenience store clerks alone with a bunch of newspapers.

Perhaps the only article worth reading in the sports section.

Perhaps the only article worth reading in the sports section.

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Human Resources

I was presented with an example of an interview sheet that management is supposed to use for interviewing prospective employees. I decided to have fun with it.

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Newspaper Lulz

YOU HAVE GAS!! :D:D:D:D

I work at a gas station. As such, a good amount of my time at work is spent on gas prepay transactions.

Typically this consists of the customer giving me some amount of money, telling me the pump number (or attempting to), then leaving. Then I put the money in the drawer and go back to doing nothing.

Recently I had a customer to whom the whole “prepay then leave” concept must have been new.

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SO CLEVUR

LOLOL

TEH BOCKS YOUSED TOO SAY PENNIES ON IT BUT I FIXDE IT ITS AL BETRE NOWW……..!!!!

Another Receipt that Made Me Lawl

I’ll have a cup of that nude chick!

The Ronnicles, in Hard Copy

Do you want the entire compilation of the Ronnicles to save to your hard drive, print, or send to your friends?

Well, if you’re going to send it to your friends, please just direct them to Clunkline anyway. Otherwise, here is the original Ronnie.doc.

Analyzing the Ronnicles

For your reading pleasure, I’ve analyzed some of the finer points of the Ronnicles and provided a lot of context and anecdote to help the reader enjoy the Ronnicles experience. I’ve compiled it into a word document, as it is too long for a Clunkline post, and would be a pain to format. You can acquire it here.

Happy reading!

LOLOLO FIND THE FUNEY

OMGLOL !! HEAR U GO I GOT A SCANeD PITCURE THEIR
IS A FUNEY PART IN IT FIND IT U WILL NOT REGREAT
IT!!!1 NAH MEAN LOLOLOLO!!

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