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Scissorshop

Grabass_Champion — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 17:24:44 +0000

Kiss the pizza like the Pope does. That's how I like it.

You'll understand when you have teeth, baby Hu Jintao.

Night Shift Collages

Burpen — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 10:23:21 +0000

This is what happens when you leave convenience store clerks alone with a bunch of newspapers.

Perhaps the only article worth reading in the sports section.

Yes, he's holding a ballpointed grenade.

'MMMMAAARRLBORO' is a story for another article.

Re-headlined to make the article appear to have a positive outcome.

Human Resources

Grabass_Champion — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:36:20 +0000

I was presented with an example of an interview sheet that management is supposed to use for interviewing prospective employees. I decided to have fun with it.

Newspaper Lulz

Grabass_Champion — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:54:59 +0000

YOU HAVE GAS!! :D:D:D:D

Burpen — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:31:41 +0000

I work at a gas station. As such, a good amount of my time at work is spent on gas prepay transactions.

Typically this consists of the customer giving me some amount of money, telling me the pump number (or attempting to), then leaving. Then I put the money in the drawer and go back to doing nothing.

Recently I had a customer to whom the whole “prepay then leave” concept must have been new.

Said customer was a girl probably about age 17. The encounter went like this:

Customer: I’d… like to get some… gas…
Me: Okay, well, it looks like you’re at pump #8.
Customer: …
Me: …how much gas do you want to buy?
[Customer hands me some typical amount of cash.]
[I put the money in the register.]
Me: Thanks. [This is usually a stark indication to customers that they have answered their call of duty and are no longer needed in the store.]
[I close the drawer and am about to start walking away when I realize she's still standing at the counter for some reason. I mean, not doing anything useful like putting money back in a wallet or something. Just standing there staring dumbly, and probably about to ask if she was all set with the gas prepay. I put on a shit-eating grin and flash a double thumbs-up, then preemptively answer the question.]
Me: You have gas!!
[Customer leaves.]