A Dialogue on Healthcare Reform


Tanzmetall, Sgt. Earth, nervestaple, and farkle-farkle watch the thrilling debate on C-Span, as the House debates the final vote on healthcare.

farkle-farkle: Why is C-Span showing DC as if it’s in Pacific time?

nervestaple: Because a major stipulation of the health bill was to put DC on rafts and float it off the coast of Los Angeles.

Tanzmetall: Yeah, they’re gonna sink the poor areas and use them as underwater buttresses, to keep California from sliding into the ocean.

Sgt. Earth: I hear that worked well for New Orleans.

RIMSHOT.