How School Prepares Us For Life

Today, I retained my job with the U.S. Census. Ordinarily, this would not be something of note, but yesterday I was informed that I might be FIRED FROM MY FEDERAL JOB.

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U.S. Takes Action on Immigration, Demands Everyone Carry Immigration Papers

Spurred on by Arizona legislature’s new immigration law, the federal government has now taken action to end illegal immigration. Permanently. Like, all of it.

Arizona’s law requires that potential illegal immigrants (e.g. Hispanic people) have immigration documents on them at all times. Supporters and critics of the measure alike agree that it’s the toughest measure on immigration ever seen in the U.S., or at least they did, until today.

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Things not to show up with while couch surfing

  • Chainsaw (except in Vermont)
  • Children that clearly don’t belong to you
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    Ten Titles that Need to be Used

    If these do get used, I shall link them accordingly.

    • Panties, Parties, and General Hullabaloo
    • The Life and Times of the Great Teabag Summoner
    • Swish, Bang, There Goes the Cat
    • My Life as a Sycamore Tree – This Time, it’s Personal
    • Living Fur-Free: A Musical Analysis of Naked Mole Rats
    • My Lover is a Brass Cocoon (And Other Pirate Sayings)
    • Paperclips: The Duct Tape of Electronics
    • How to Summon a Demon by Riverdancing
    • Roses are Red, Soylent is Green: The Cannibal’s Poetry Book
    • The Rise and Fall of Erectile Dysfunction Medicine

    Swing State Profiles: New Hampshire


    Why A Swinger?
    Politics are a touchy subject in New Hampshire. Many people want either a candidate that will pay more attention to New England or one that will stop the terrible war with Vermont separatists which has already lasted some eighteen long years.

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