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Was “non-challenge” the best expression the person making this ad could think of? “Easy thing” would even be better than “non-challenge”. How do these people get and keep their jobs? Yes, my dear loyal audience, it is nom de pomme, back from his tour of Scandinavia, the low countries, southern Austria, and eastern Australia with a new edition of Guide for your listening (read: reading) pleasure. In this edition, we look at the elusive meanings to some of the world’s most enigmatic and popular songs. In tough economic times like these, we can no longer afford to eat lobsters garnished with panda blood and diamond sauce. Today, I walk you through some easy way to tighten your belts without also tightening your taste buds!* Here are some alternative recipes for your favorite foods. Real cheesecake requires expensive ingredients and gas-oven preparation. With energy prices these days, something had to change. Ingredients: 1 Oreo crust The customer enters the store. He pours himself a cup of coffee, tearing open two packs of Sweet ‘n’ Low and dumping them into the cup. He takes a little stirrer and stirs it up, trying to ensure equal distribution of cancer throughout the coffee. He then takes a lid and covers his concoction, grabs a muffin, and approaches the counter. “Is that all?” The cashier asks. And that is how a regular old customer becomes a stabbing victim. |
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