This is why I hate the internet

Googling my screen name produced this gem from back in 2005. I have no idea about the context of this info, only that some group of teen aged girls thought it was funny as hell. I’ve separated out the actual conversation from her conversation about the conversation for your convenience.

lime margar iiTa: HAHAHA
lime margar iiTa: who is this?
MesmericKiwi: my name is *****
MesmericKiwi: and who do I have the pleasure of conversing with?

lime margar iiTa: who talks like that?!
XxGrEenLoVexX: i dont know but whoever it is i hate already

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this is how i remember the lyrics being

nervestaple is now online.
Tanzmetall: JIM JIMMINY JIM JIMMINY JIM JIM JEROO
Tanzmetall: how lucky as lucky as lucky as you
nervestaple has gone offline.

What’s the Deal with Toothpaste?

A dialectic of the toothpaste controversy.

Note: Testicles here is pronounced “TesticlEEs” as it is the Greek philosopher, not the body part.

Epidydimis: What is the controversy over toothpaste?

Testicles: For as long as I can remember, there’s been a serious controversy surrounding people’s methods of operating a toothpaste container. Evidently, there’s an extremely significant difference between people who squeeze their toothpaste tubes from the top, and those who do it from the bottom.

Epidydimis: What could this difference be?

Testicles: Fuck if I know.

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ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET

Grabass_Champion: bag. bag.
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Grabass_Champion: OMG
Grabass_Champion: TEHRE IS INTER NET IN HAWAY?!?!?!?!
Tanzmetall: sorry it appends that onto every message I send
Grabass_Champion: CL took a brief dive today, as you’ve no doubt read by now
Tanzmetall: seems ok to me
Grabass_Champion: well, yeah, it’s back up now
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Tanzmetall: god dammit

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I Can Stop Posting Chatlogs Whenever I Want

Tanzmetall: how blows the easterly wind
nervestaple: well.
Tanzmetall: good to hear
nervestaple: how rides the western storm
Tanzmetall: riderly west.

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